Why I’m Glad I Never Bought Aloe Vera

queenofqeeks:

I recently bought a new aloe vera plant because, well, I killed my last one.  His name was Sparky and he exploded.  It’s quite an epic death for something that really didn’t do much of anything active.  When I say exploded, I don’t mean fizzled away and made me slightly sad to watch it’s slow decline into the afterlife.  I mean exploded.  One day I heard a pop, turned around and saw that my alow vera plant was gone.  The pot was empty.  Naturally, I was confused, so I looked on the floor and sure enough, there were all the plant’s leaves scattered everywhere.

Basically, according to the internetz, I watered the damn thing too much, and the base rotted…and when the leaves got too heavy, the whole thing EXPLODED.

So my new alow vera will only be watered once a week.  Let’s see if that does better.  Freaking aloe vera *grumble grumble.*

I almost bought an aloe vera plant recently, but I ultimately decided against it. This story had nothing to do with my decision, but it makes me glad that I bought a begonia instead.