To be read as two cranky old New Yorkers. (aka My Housemates are Interesting)

  • Barb: What you are doing? You never do anything I ask. You're always searching the interwebs, watching videos of those dumb cats.
  • Chris: What, I'm on the webernet, looking at toasters like you asked!
  • Barb: Oh, you finally do something that I ask you to!
  • Chris: What do you mean? And what's wrong with the cats?
  • Barb: What's wrong with the cats? They don't even speak right. They need to go back to the seventh grade or something.
  • Chris: What, they're the like Garfield, these internet cats.
  • Barb: Don't you talk about my Garfield!
  • Chris: Oh so he's your cat now? Garfield is your cat.
  • Barb: Do I have nothing of my own?